Scorpios do not always bathe in the blood of their enemies. Sometimes they just need to relax in a nice bubblebath in order to get all that old blood off
There’s a very drunk man down my street who has been flirting with a tree for twenty minutes now.
He’s on his knees now. I think he’s proposing.
Drunk man currently walking away from the tree, shouting “YOU’RE ALL THE SAME”.
romeo and juliet aint got nothin on him
if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion
your uterus is worth $3.2 billion
I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE
Maybe that’s why we get so emotional
did you just make an egg pun
on a scale of one to ten how dead is the hobbit fandom right now?
You have no right