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mariaalexatess:

Untitled på We Heart It.

scorpiofactsdaily:

Scorpios do not always bathe in the blood of their enemies. Sometimes they just need to relax in a nice bubblebath in order to get all that old blood off

threewwatersonepot:

greencrook:

greencrook:

greencrook:

There’s a very drunk man down my street who has been flirting with a tree for twenty minutes now.  

He’s on his knees now. I think he’s proposing. 

Drunk man currently walking away from the tree, shouting “YOU’RE ALL THE SAME”. 

romeo and juliet aint got nothin on him

whimsicdoctor13:

algrenion:

chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

lalondes:

kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

#this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods

did you just make an egg pun

bitchpisceswithaastroblog:

bestfunnypost:

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Leo and Aquarius making out. Scorpio passing through
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universalmonsterstribute:

The Ghost Of Frankenstein (1942) - VHS cover art
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all-menmust-die:

bag-gins:

on a scale of one to ten how dead is the hobbit fandom right now?

thorin oakenshield 

You have no right